Saturday, July 09, 2005

Oedipus couldn't beat this!

i have a story of great tragedy to share with you all. it will make you cry and run home to tell your mother you need hot cocoa. it will make you lament my fate. it will make you pity me like Sophoclese's protagonist.

my fly is broken and won't stay up.

that is all.


Blogger Tyler said...

Wow, I think I love you just as equally as much as
Brendan (if not moreā€¦)!
That was an anticipating tale that ended in turmoil,
for I too feel your pain (but in different terms...
although still relating to pants)... my favorite pair
of pants no longer possess belt loops! What am I to do?
-For surely, I cannot wear them! They are too large to
stay put without a belt of some sort and I lack the
sewing abilities... What ever shall I do?

9:19 PM  
Blogger the great white hype said...

i'll tell you! hopefully they have belt-loop holes from where the old belt loops were before they seceeded from your pants. so you can just tie them up with sting! or string, they're both about as thin as one another.
ok, moral of that story is i've been watching too many design shows and it's making me catty. damn color schemes with unmatched window treatments and shag carpeted UUUGGGggggg...

2:38 AM  
Blogger Brendan said...

I'm a little bit hurt tyler. At least nobody loves me more than I love myself. har har har.

1:55 PM  
Blogger the great white hype said...

man, you need to go ride.
so guess what?
i got a job at REI.
i get sweat deals on so much stuff!!! hahahaHA!

6:49 PM  
Blogger Brendan said...

What's a sweat deal? Does that mean your getting used stuff super cheap because it's all salty and icky. I don't know how much I like the sound of a sweat deal. Har har har. That's diggity dope that you're working at REI. Do you get full wholesale or just a percentage. Peace my intellectual gangsters!!!

9:12 AM  
Blogger Tyler said...

Wow, I have neglected this for quite some time now...
But it's okay because I have a valid reason being I am on tour right now with my band...

But now I'm sick of it because our van broke down and now we can't get home...

And I want to come home really bad!

I feel sooo fat and out of shape because none of us have gotten any exercise this whole trip and all I want to do is come back home and go RIDING!!!!!!!

I read "Freedom" in two and a half hours while driving to Flagstaff...

It was an excelent book... I enjoyed it very much...

(When I have more time I will point out the pros and cons [in my opinion] to you and converse on that topic for a while)

Word to your mother.

12:43 PM  
Blogger Tyler said...


I lied..

I do not love Jeremy more than I love you :)

12:44 PM  
Blogger the great white hype said...

hahahaha. you love us both and that's what matters. we'll be the homoerotic threesome! like the ambiguously gay duo but way smarter!!
to answer you here, too, brendan, i get 50% off of anyting with an REI label, 30% off of everything else AND i get 25% off of Adventure trips, ProDeals- these are wholesale type deals from companies we work with- and 10% extra off of sale prices. so yeah, it's pretty nice. and i get to work with outdoor gear all the time and figure out where all the great places to go hiking/biking/backpacking/paddling are around here.
super sweet.

12:12 PM  

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